Best Candidates for Mayor: Merynard Aubichon & Cherryse Kaiser

AUBICHON, Meynard (STOP Party)


Candidate statement
meynard aubichon mayor of van 3rd time got a record for pot er hooking well get u a pot shop n hooks shop . tuition capd at 2500$ . all libraries open 8-8 . two term limits. I have a criminalology certificate and seven polisci courses under my belt I'm the best street fighter nativeed Douglas langara colleges papers I do open mics all over van I rock the mix soundcloud tracks spotme hashbg meem Ill be Canada's 1st metis Prime Minister I've lived a good life in Canada and refuse to watch Asian immigrants buy our lives well raise property taxes on Chinese 5% our stop party mayor and van east PM is to blow up ISIS and take our country now prefer email and texts were running for families who pay most taxes n stay here mayor meynard & stop mayor meynard

Contact
Phone: 604-785-4317
Fax: 604-785-1225
Email: [email protected]
Website: stoppparty.wix.com/stoppparty

KAISER, Cherryse Kaur (Independent)


Candidate statement
Holy Shishkabob!! I'm the luckYESt girl in the world. I've discovered how to live my raw, primal truth and everyone's wild child lives in that place in my heart a woman gets heard to her very essence. I wake up at 2:30 in the morning and everyone's wild is electrocuting me with a kazillion jolts.
I live in the utter udder bliss of my Milky Way Universal breast vortex. Pure bliss in the 13th vibration vibrating my quantum signature oom (11v) my genetics DNA Logos Word (10v) which becomes my consciousness (9v) of every breath I've ever breathed. We're having an absolute blast and in the quiet of your heart, you'll feel your wild in you waking up into your Living Organic-Oneness Vortex-to-Vortex-to-Vortex-Enjoyment-Endearment-Embodyment-Empowerment-Enlightenment.
My job on earth is to invite you into the bliss. I'm a concert pianist with a masters of theology well versed in our shared pain.

Contact
Phone: 778-708-9024

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