Entertainment 11 types of people found in Vancouver nightclubs

11 TYPES OF PEOPLE FOUND IN VANCOUVER NIGHTCLUBS- HOW MANY DO YOU RECOGNIZE?

1. The Surrey Jack with heat score of over 500. He’s always seen rocking a Gucci Murse, a pair of True Religion jeans, and a G-Star Raw jacket

Often spotted at: Caprice Nightclub

2. The Party Mom from Yaletown that’s still down to YOLO every now and then. You can bet to find her next to a standing bar table sipping on a margarita with her equally YOLO friends.

Often spotted at: Bar None Nightclub

3. The UBC student who goes clubbing at 9pm and has to leave at midnight because she has to catch the last 44 Bus home.

Often spotted at: Celebs Nightclub

4. The guy who sits at the bar alone giving zero fucks. The only reason he is out is because his rowdy friend, who disappeared with another girl, forced him to.

Often spotted at: Roxy Nightclub

5. The circle dancers from Richmond that move with perfect formation impenetrable by any guy. They always have each other’s back and would promptly pull their friend out of trouble and consequently cock-block any potential intruder.

Often spotted at: Venue Nightclub

6. The international student named Coco from China. You don’t hit on a Coco by asking for her number. You always ask for her WeChat account. Always.

Often spotted at: Aubar Nightclub

7. The raver who always finds her friend Molly before anyone even starts looking.
Often spotted at: The Commodore Ballroom

8. The just-turned-legal birthday girl who chugged a Mickey of the cheapest brand of Vodka (most likely Polar Ice) and then proceeded to puke all over Granville St.

Often spotted at: Barcelona Nightclub

9. The EDM expert who hates any mainstream genres like Trance. He only listens to underground beats and also holds a degree in being able to precisely differentiate between Progressive and Deep House.

Often spotted at: Gorgomish Nightclub

10. That older man who you don’t know, but always offers to buy you a drink. He’s not a bad guy… just overly friendly and has too much money left from his pension plan.

Often spotted at: Joe’s Apartment

11. The guys who looks for scraps… AKA the Walking Hormone, AKA the Preying Mantis. The guy that hits on every girl he sees. You can easily spot him creeping through the dancing floor jumping on every opportunity.

Often spotted at: Where aren’t they present?